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animalstalkinginallcaps: SILENCE, PEASANTS! YOUR KING SPEAKS! … MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU. I’LL TRY TO KEEP THIS BRIEF. I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW I’VE HIRED A NEW STYLIST, AND I’M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SPORTING SOME MORE COURTLY PLUMAGE THIS YEAR. DON’T WORRY, I STILL PLAN ON IGNORING YOUR PATHETIC REQUESTS FOR FOOD AND FAIR WAGES, AS WELL AS LEVYING EVER MORE UNBEARABLE TAXES ON YOUR BASIC LIVING NECESSITIES, BUT FROM NOW ON I WILL BE DOING IT FABULOUSLY, IN ALL THE LATEST FASHIONS. THAT’S ALL. YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR TOIL AND SUFFERING. THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME. Christa, this reminds me of both you and Loki. For different reasons. :) Never doubt that I - think of you when I see striking birds with remarkable plumage.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SILENCE, PEASANTS! YOUR KING SPEAKS!

…

MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU. I’LL TRY TO KEEP THIS BRIEF. I JUST WANTED EVERYONE TO KNOW I’VE HIRED A NEW STYLIST, AND I’M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO SPORTING SOME MORE COURTLY PLUMAGE THIS YEAR. DON’T WORRY, I STILL PLAN ON IGNORING YOUR PATHETIC REQUESTS FOR FOOD AND FAIR WAGES, AS WELL AS LEVYING EVER MORE UNBEARABLE TAXES ON YOUR BASIC LIVING NECESSITIES, BUT FROM NOW ON I WILL BE DOING IT FABULOUSLY, IN ALL THE LATEST FASHIONS.

THAT’S ALL. YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR TOIL AND SUFFERING. THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME.

Christa, this reminds me of both you and Loki. For different reasons. :)

Never doubt that I - think of you when I see striking birds with remarkable plumage.

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